out the window with the window

the argument: this is a stressful week for everybody

four letter word management

the argument: okay i think we can get back to putting these up on a regular schedule now man being on vacation really does crazy things to your brain do you know what i am saying

i've been away for a while

the argument: it is pretty hard to get around to writing these things when you are not home but i managed this one damn it

revelation, big sir

the argument: i know i forgot to post for a couple of days; must have been spring fever

duplicity

the argument: by far my worst color choice of all time forever

impending massacre

the argument: it is very popular to disdain valentine's day, but i think the sentiments involved are positive, or at least harmless, so i propose everyone give all your friends a minimum of one lollipop this valentine's day, especially me

make the enemy choke

the argument: tonight you'll find me humming pavement songs as i slip into a sickened stupor of sleep; meanwhile all the lightbulbs in my apartment are burning out, what the hell

get a fever

the argument: should we envy the robot for never feeling like this?

relationships hey hey hey

the argument: makes the future middle-ager in me rock hard

what is the sound of a robot laughing

the argument: part of me wishes i had never written this